Emo Kitthan
First time I listened to Karma Police I wrapped myself in paper too.
You've already proved that your taste is slipping
This should be a log of interest to those of the ADHD generation.
Rob
Law student. Potential prosecutor.
Two way mover- Expert at sitting down, also proficient at standing up.
Anti-crime, pro-puppy, on the fence about string theory.
They're Coming.
Once Tigers are being born to Golden Retrievers in our own back yards, it is only a matter of time before we are all consumed in the coming Tigapocalypse.
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Nick at Net?
Classic Nick shows on Itunes? Could they still be funny or even watchable? These things really made an impression on me, the voice overs telling Doug and Clarissa's innermost feelings to journal or diary. It is the very reason I talk to myself all day long. I'm firmly in the "voices in your head can't really be a bad thing or they wouldn't be there" camp. So Doug, Clarissa, Hey Dude, and Rugrats are available online, meaing they should all be on Pirate Bay very soon.
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Check check check. Check it. Security check. 1234. Check.
This morning check in was a mess. It took me over an hour, and I was about the fourth party in line. Why so bad? Sean Paul's entourage: roadies, groupies and hangerons. You could not imagine a more fascinating or effective way to snarl a Belgian luggage check in. About 25 Jamaican nationals, unable or uninterested in speaking any of the dozens of languages the Belgian staff, multiple language superstars, could speak. "Unable or uninterested" is too harsh. Stoned or blazed is more fair. 25 super high people lugging heavy equipment, checking in their friends with fistfulls of passports, winking at every woman in sight,not paying attention to anything. Pure awesomeness. Very nice guys. But "Did you pack this bag yourself?"
"Nah man, mah bruddah Joseph took care ah dat my love" "Where is your final destination?" "World tour, yah see? World tour."
Belgians hated it. I gave the guys my luggage cart so they avoided trouble with the gate agents and leaving bags behind. Speaking of, I racked up tons of karma today, and I didn't even mean to. This German couple got on the bus to the Brussels airport, but didn't have enough money for both fares. After about 3 minutes of searching, they failed to find change, so I gave them the 4 euro so they wouldn't possibly miss their flight. I was filled with immediate regret, because I realized I could have bought 3 domestic vacations for 4 euro. I helped an old woman move luggage, and I found a guy's drivers license and got it back to him. Too bad Karma cannot be bought and sold and can only be portioned out by the cosmos. Good flight even though I was sitting in the very middle of the plane flanked by a crying baby and a bratty toddler. Now I have a window seat, so close to home after so much travel. If I don't make it tell my girlfriend I love her and I'm sorry if my blogging brought any shame to her by association.
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Boo boo ba bah do.
I would pay for this guys services, especially on restless nights where all 6 people in my bed couldn't fall asleep.
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Don't stop crying fatty, your tears taste lipogenalicious
I hate High Fructose Corn Syrup, or HiFruCS as most people I believe call it. Contrary to all scientific evidence to the contrary, I can taste when a product uses HiFruCS instead of plain sugar. I totally can but don't test me, double blinds make me nervous(old deer hunting accident). Mexican coke is a good example. Or to be less confusing, Mexican Coke (tm) is a good example. I think it tastes better, and other people who haven't tasted it either agree because Costco once carried it. People like us who dislike the Sizzyrup may have our day in the sun, as new studies are showing that HiFruCS might be at the root of the obesity epidemic.
The researchers found that lipogenesis, the process by which sugars are turned into body fat, increased significantly when as little as half the glucose was replaced with fructose. Fructose given at breakfast also changed the way the body handled the food eaten at lunch. After fructose consumption, the liver increased the storage of lunch fats that might have been used for other purposes. Full Article
I'm partial Freakonomics style explanations for everything (names make you poor, abortions reduce crime) but there is less HiFruCS* here in Europe, and also less obesity? (tonal question mark)
Picture of Fatty Cat comes from here, but includes an awesome poem.
*Yes I capitalized it specifically each time. Stupid.
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