I'm back in Belgium, from Greece. The cliff notes:
Day 1: Quick tour of Anavissos, Freshly Caught Fish Feast right on the Aegean
Day 2: Long walk through the Acropolis and Athens, Heat Stroke, A Viewing of "The Birds" in Greek by Aristophanes in the outdoor theater of Dionysus, Recovery from Heat Stroke
Day 3: Beach, Lunch under a Fig Tree, Beach, Perfect Lambchops Place, backseat convertible ride through the country
Day 4: Temple of Poseidon, Beach under temple of Poseidon, Watching of Sunset at Temple of Poseidon, Ice Cream and Fire overlooking moon and Temple of Poseidon
Day 5: Beach, Outdoor Barbecue
Day 6: Flight home where I dreamed Uma Thurman joined the cast of lost, yet was unable to shoot down all the Dharma Fighter planes.
The food was fantastic. I now love Greek Salads, especially those without lettuce. We picked fish out of a drawer of ice before it was prepared, and specified the type of lamb we wanted, all sans menu. Had a fantastic day, and fall in Athens. I fell down the stairs of the Acropolis. An accident in an awe inspiring place becomes less Clumsiness, and more a fall from grace. I blame my own hubris, or at least the dust on the bottom of my new sandals. Wicked bruise, I'm going to take it back to the SA office where I work and file for domestic abuse. Its my word vs. my girlfriends on the stand, and I imagine her being a convicted felon should give me more leverage in deciding what movies to see in the future. No more missing "The Notebook" for "Spiderman" anymore for this guy! Then I didn't drink enough water in the 100 degree heat. I kept seeing signs for 35 degrees and figured I had it under control. That is until I realized how cold it was under the hot sun. I napped, showered, drank water, and was at least 20% by theater show time. AMAZING theater and audience. Super hot out, yet 8000-10000 in their Sunday best, raptly watching a masterpiece i didn't understand a word of (a play! who cares about plays? the greeks that's who!). Noone went to the bathroom, except one guy who also apparently had heatstroke and vomited into his hand up the steep marble stairs. The Greeks we were accompanied by, didn't even notice that is how good of an audience they were. Some guy behind me, in the silence of the multitude hushing their very breath tore a humongous piece of cheese off. If i wasn't still sun drunk and hungover, dizzy and nauseous, I would have laughed much louder and longer. What bravery! Childish humor side note; Apparently around Anavissos there are two big serious gangs as far as I can tell from the Grafito tags; The Buns and The Ack!. People actually tag "BUNS" on lampposts and retaining walls and stray Greek dogs. I'm pretty sure this gang street fights with snapping and dance, a la West Side Story.
The beaches were amazing. The food was amazing. All in all my girlfriend and I had a fantastic time in Greece. There are more stories, but I have to go brave Belgian cusiene. If I don't return, tell posterous I love him/her, and cancel my Boing Boing RSS feed.
*At some point I'll work on catchier or more sensible titles. But not both.

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